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Monday, April 02, 2007

I took out my stud and couldn't find the hole so I waited to find a mirror and when I did, the hole closed up halfway. dasdhjkdl;kahgfdwetyidnbvcsdha


Sunday, April 01, 2007

I don't bloody know how I'm gonna blog about the Barcelona kit on Xabi Alonso and him getting married in the kit (Eww not hot) to Little Miss Fun.

It's not goodbye, it's only see you later bitch. Better text me when you land.

On another note, the mofoslut is back!!!


Saturday, March 31, 2007

Joanne's leaaaaviiing tomorrow :(
She wants me to blog about her, so I will.

She can put up with my nonsense. Yesterday I walked out of my house and into her car and said "Shit I lost my phone outside my own house!" And I checked my bag and it wasn't there so we went back in to look for it. After a whole load of "OMG I LOST MY PHONE OUTSIDE MY OWN HOUSE!", she found it in an open compartment at the side of my bag.

We love food. We walk around to get food just to satisfy my cravings. i.e. at Italiannies where we blew our money on food. We didn't wanna pay. We were about to walk out without paying when...I felt guilty and asked for the bill.

We've got a bond now. We pierced out ears together and we plan to take the stud out at the same time. Oww.

You know, I don't really know what to blog about cos there's just too much to say and I don't know where to start. I want you to be happy in Kiwi-a-gogo-land, okay. Happy happy. And hang in there cos we still have to travel the world and have our cardboard boxes (Inside joke). I'd said everything I wanted to say in the note I gave you and it doesn't matter if I don't blog about you cos you know deep down inside that we're tight and the stupid cows and sheep won't take over my place. And we don't need a blogpost to prove it. Our piercings can. In a way. I want the siew long paus :( :(



Friday, March 30, 2007

Lauren felt like an idiot today aaaaaaahh. I love that uncle at Tomei. He's so nice. I thought he was lying to me about the pain but he wasn't and he pierced my ear himself awwww :) I was practically breaking Jo's hand off and it was all so "That's it?". People at Dragonfly lied to me pfft.

Apart from that, I'm a gullible fool.


Monday, March 26, 2007

Hahahahahahahaha someone's botak for a good cause! :) Hee. It's a good thing to do :) :)

Tagged by LL
Type your first name and the word "needs" in Google and copy the first ten results. Too funny! If you do this meme, please share your funniest results in the comments:

HAHAHAHAHA

1) Lauren needs attention (Nah it's okay. I don't)

2) Lauren needs a hotel room (Hahahahahah)

3) American Idol needs Lauren!! (Ooh yeah)

4) Lauren needs to be involved in more stories on the show (What show?)

5) Lauren needs to get out of Virginia (But I'm in Malaysia!)

6) Baby Lauren needs our prayers! (Aww thanks)

7) Does this sound like a show that needs to be looking for a place for Lauren? (I repeat, what show?)

8) I'm certainly of the opinion that Lauren needs no further adjustments to herself (Pfft and I wanted to get a few more piercings)

9) She's young and dumb and Lauren needs to lose her. (HER...?)

10) Lauren needs new friends (I like meeting new people)

Okay. I cheated a little. There was one really vulgar one but...yeaaaa.

I tag --
Jo
Zen
Manda
Melia
Etain
YiWern
Marie & Kira but I'm not sure if they read my blog regularly.

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Just finished watching Cinderella 3. Haha I feel like a kid now.



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Goodbye :) I'm done here.

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